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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8985 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 285907 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.
once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.
so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.
