Warningshorts Minecraft Servers

Warningshorts Minecraft Servers

  • Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

    Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4990
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Emeralds Found: 5409
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

    Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

    Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

    But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

    No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

    The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1234
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 7893
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 9OutOf10Chances

    9OutOf10Chances
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 9185
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5464 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

    So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KazanCraft Minecraft Server

    KazanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6546
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 152 Dimension Hops: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2870
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

    We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

    Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

    So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

    Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3705
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Votes: 7239 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BioAge Battle Royale

    BioAge Battle Royale
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 6206
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8082
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 156
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

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    Overview of Our Minecraft Server

    Offerings

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

    Q: What is the application process like?

    A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

    A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

    Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

    A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

    A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

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  • Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

    Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4758
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Farms Harvested: 221 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 New Chunks Explored: 356782
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

    We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

    Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

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