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Minecraft server: >be meCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

>be me >looking for a new Minecraft server to join >come across this one with a crazy name >decide to give it a try because why not >log in and spawn in the middle of a giant taco >turns out, this server is all about food-themed builds >start exploring and find a castle made entirely of cheese >get attacked by a mob of angry chickens guarding the entrance >finally make it inside and find a hidden room full of diamond loot >apparently, the owner of the server is a mad scientist who loves food experiments >join the server and become part of the wacky food-themed adventures >never a dull moment on this server, definitely worth checking out!

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Magic Items Found:	2762	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	635	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ores Mined:	9597
New Chunks Explored:	900141	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Emeralds Found:	854
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6232
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	824797
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!