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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 642 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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