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ExWifeGriefNoDebt

Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ores Mined:	7705	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	151

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

DeathCope Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Afterlife, anxiety, coping, coping mechanisms, death, DeathCope, emotional wellbeing, end of life, existential crisis, facing mortality, fear, Grief, Loss, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, self reflection, smp, spirituality, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!

UninstallMePlsMC

10. App frustration, 11. App organization, 12. App removal, 13. App storage, 14. App uninstall, 15. App bloat, 16. App cleanup, 17. App space, 18. App functionality, 19. App annoyance, 2. Annoying apps, 20. App control., 3. Can’t delete apps, 4. Smartphone apps, 5. Mobile apps, 6. Useless apps, 7. App clutter, 8. App overload, 9. App management, UninstallMePlsMC, Unwanted apps

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	683	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ores Mined:	9711	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1088	Ores Mined:	8811
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Votes:	2211	Chimeras Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	456	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	6987
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?