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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 896 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 53 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 79 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!
we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.
so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!
