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KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Potions Brewed:	136
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

acceptance, Adventures, attraction, confusion, Creepiest, cute, dick, ENCOUNTERS, Epic, Exploration, Gay, Gender Identity, Identity, lead, LGBTQ, non-binary, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality, taboo, tranny, TrannyCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	375	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	167
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crops Grown:	3639	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5495	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Animals Bred:	153
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Farms Harvested:	266
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6327
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	268	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!