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Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Star Shards Collected:	232	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeWarpCraft

alternate history, historical adventure, historical era, journey through time, past exploration, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel concept, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, time travel prompt, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel thought experiment, time traveler, time warp, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!

art restitution, Crimean treasures, cultural diplomacy, cultural heritage, cultural heritage protection, Cultural preservation, cultural theft, disputed territory, heritage preservation, historical artifacts, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, looted treasures, museum exhibition, museum showcase, russia, stolen art, stolen artifacts, stolen heritage, Treasure, Ukrainian history, Wars

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!”

join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

BrainwaveCraft

anxiety, brain health, brain stimulation, BrainWaveCraft, Breakthrough, cognitive function, consolidation, innovation, Memory, memory disorders, mental health, neuroscience, new study, psychological disorders, ptsd, research, Targeted, Therapy, Trauma, traumatic memory consolidation, treatments

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.

but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.

and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.

so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?

The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!

+18, Community, Discord, Dynmap, FireTick, Gadgets, GrownUps, hard mode, Head Database, integration, Join, mad, Minecarts, Play, Potions, proximity voice chat, Redstone, Render Distance, scientists, season 4, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, texas, Today, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4790
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Texas, USA
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in Texas, USA.

Phasechads Minecraft Server

#revelation, Communication, confusion, crisis management., Decision making, Dilemma, Disclosure, Minecraft, next steps, Phasebros, Phasechads, Plan, problem solving, reaction, response, secrets out, Server, strategy, Surprise, teamwork, uncertainty, unexpected

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

Anthro, ANTHRO bull, AnthroManLovesHumanGirl, ape, attraction, attractive, destroy community, destroy towns, FAS looking ugly Insectoid girls, Faster, good community, homogenous community, Human, impregnated, inferior children, Japan, Kings, Larger, Male on Female, middle class, Minecraft, Minotaurs, neglected children, no crime, Overlords, populate the world, queuing up, REJECTED, shameful display, sissies, smp, snoot, strong bulls, superior, superior ANTHRO bulls, wani, weakness of Humanity

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

TipsyTavern Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Confrontation, drunk behavior, drunk woman, high social anxiety, Inappropriate Behavior, lifeguard, Minecraft, people pleaser, personal space, ptsd, Report, Respect, restraint, SECURITY, Server, social anxiety, threatening, TipsyTavern, validation, water park

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any drunk middle-aged women trying to hit on your niece! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and funny moments.

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging unwanted advances from strangers – only on our server! You’ll have to navigate through tricky situations like dealing with lifeguards who don’t speak English and reporting inappropriate behavior to security.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you and validate your actions, no matter how crazy they may seem. And hey, who knows, you might even come across a player with a distinguishable tattoo and diabetes ports – now that’s a rare find!

So come on, join us on this wild journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like how to handle drunk people at a water park and the importance of showing restraint, even when you want to beat someone to the ground. See you in the game, where anything can happen!