🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4626 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8946 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?