want him back – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP
aging, COMEBACK, confusion, dronies, Fame, fanbase, former celebrity, has been, idk, Irrelevant, irrelevant celebrity, jim, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old age, Outdated, past glory, retired, smp, Super, super old, want him back
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

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Larvae Lounge: Eat, Swallow, Repeat!
Brain, control circuit, Eat, eating behavior, entomology, esophagus, feeding habits, fly larvae, humans, ingestive behavior, larvae, larvae behavior, Lounge, neuroscience, receptors, Release, repeat, research, SENSORS, serotonin, Similarities, study, swallow, Swallowing, trigger
LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got fly larvae with special sensors in their esophagus! when dey swallow somethin, dey release serotonin and keep eatin like there’s no tomorrow. just like humans, we all got dat control circuit too! come join da fun and see if you can outeat dem fly larvae, it’s a real challenge, bro! plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasures, you gotta find it before the creepers do! so come on over and let’s see if you got what it takes to survive in dis crazy world!

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Vanglorian Network
Bosses, Class, Kingdom, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Progression, Race, Roleplay, Survival, Vanglorian Network.
MMORPG server with well-developed progression and much more! Progress with your class and race, build your kingdom the way you want and survive unique monsters and bosses!
131.153.30.66:26382

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Felarmonia Minecraft server
1.21, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, convenience, Discord, free, Ip:, java, Join, LICENSED, Minecraft, Opened, pirated, Play, Private, rules, Server, Vanilla
Felaromonia is a simple private vanilla Minecraft server. Free to join, the project has just opened.
Come in and play right now!
We have:
Rules for adequate play; Login from both pirated and licensed versions; Login from both Java and Bedrock; Own discord server with a vibe community; No difficulties with login – direct IP;
Version 1.21;
And everything for the convenience of your game. We invite everyone to plunge into the real atmosphere of Minecraft!
felarmonia.ru

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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
Adult General, character sheet workdocs, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, lore general, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, treasure trove, Waifulation
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the magical world of Skyrim like never before!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, guaranteed to add a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for Weekend Lore General shenanigans or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your gear, sharpen your swords, and get ready to embark on the ultimate Minecraft Skyrim experience on our server! Just be sure to watch out for dragons…they tend to cause a bit of chaos around here.

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Cool Cat Minecraft SMP
adorable, affectionate, cat, cat lover, Cats, Companionship, Cool, cuddly, cute, domestic animals, Feline, four-legged friends, Furball, furry creatures, kitty, love, loyal pets, meow, Minecraft, Pets, playful, purring, smp, Whiskers
Are you a crazy cat person who can’t get enough of those adorable feline friends? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is overrun with cats of all shapes and sizes, from fluffy Persians to mischievous Siamese. But here’s the catch – these aren’t your average Minecraft cats. No, these cats have special abilities like shooting laser beams from their eyes and summoning fish out of thin air. Join our SMP and become the ultimate cat whisperer, commanding an army of super-powered kitties to take over the world! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cat-tastic chaos begin!

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CraftyConMIL Minecraft Server
4 year old son, birthday present, blocking permanently, borrowed money, Boyfriend, car payment, cigarettes, con artist, CraftyConMIL, cursing out, demanding money back, fake story, family drama, financial manipulation, government check, grandson, husband, lying.., manipulative mother, Minecraft, Server, sob stories
Are you tired of dealing with manipulative in-laws who only care about themselves and their sob stories? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from selfish mother-in-laws who constantly ask for money for ridiculous things like cigarettes and car payments for cars they don’t even drive. Say goodbye to driving hours to pick them up just for them to make up fake excuses to not see your kids – on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs all that unnecessary stress when you can just mine for diamonds instead?

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RoomieRageCraft
Adult, Awareness, bus, casual dinner, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Exploring, hostel, Jeans, Late, makeup, NAP, RoomieRageCraft, roommate, roommate etiquette, social dynamics, study abroad, Time management, trip, waking up
Are you tired of playing on servers with players who can’t even manage their own time? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against sleeping in and missing the bus!
We guarantee a drama-free environment where you won’t have to deal with players who blame others for their own mistakes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will wake you up if you oversleep!
Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual world while avoiding the wrath of the time management ghost. Don’t be like that one player who missed the bus and blamed everyone else, join us and show off your impeccable time management skills!

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AdultingInMinecraftSMP
adult mindset, adulthood awareness, adulthood milestones, adulthood realization, adulthood self-awareness, adulthood transition, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting journey, adulting realization, AdultingInMinecraftSMP, Coming of Age, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, personal growth, realization of adulthood, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to adult again! Our server is like a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can spend all day building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life. So say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!

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Excited4Crafting
achievement, AMBITION, determination, dream chasing, Excited4Crafting, goal accomplishment, goal achievement, goal planning, goal setting tips, goal tracking, goal-setting, growth mindset., Long-term goals, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, self improvement, short term goals, Smart goals, success
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most exciting place to be!
Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
Or maybe you’re more interested in our annual Ender Dragon Racing Tournament, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging fireballs and TNT explosions. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity!
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

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RedstoneRus Minecraft Server
BROKEN, Budanov, Conflict, Country, Crisis, deep strikes, Defense, eastern europe, FAITH, Government, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, RedstoneRus, russians, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about safety? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids, bro.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BAM! Ukraine comes out of nowhere with deep strikes that will make you question your very existence. But don’t worry, because General Budanov is here to save the day with his army of Russian warriors.
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when your peaceful mining session will turn into a full-blown war zone. Trust us, your faith in safety will be shattered in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the chaos!

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