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FriendZone Minecraft Server

Chat, Companionship, Connection, Conversation, Dudes, friend app, Friends, friendzone, hang out, homosexual, Like.., Loneliness, meet-up, Minecraft, no friends, pint, Server, social life, Socialize, swipe, want friends

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of swiping on dudes on friend apps and feeling beyond homosexual? Are you desperately seeking a social life but don’t know where to start? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate friendship experience!

On our server, you can build friendships that are stronger than diamond armor. You’ll never have to worry about awkward swiping or feeling like a lonely creeper. Our community is filled with players who are just as eager to make friends as you are.

Imagine going on epic adventures with your new Minecraft buddies, slaying dragons and conquering dungeons together. You’ll never have to drink alone again because your new friends will always be there to chat shit and have a pint with you in our virtual tavern.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to your social life woes. Who needs a friend app when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to explore with your new besties? Let’s craft some friendships together!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Brutal, Censorship, CONTENT, controversial, Digital, Entertainment, explicit, EXTREME, graphic, internet, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, ONLINE, Platform, Royale.., Server, Shocking.., streaming, Streaming Service, too far, Video, webm

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	34154
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Animals Bred:	134	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Votes:	5493	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ores Mined:	747
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud