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Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2753
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchantments Applied:	186	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4074
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!