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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Thirsty Thursday, blocky, bbw, wank, Milf

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

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Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

film commentary, Cinema, smp, opinion, film criticism

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Ugly, taboo, body positivity, Masturbation, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

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Crafty Queers Server

Server, Crafty, Safe, queers, coomer

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

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Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

wank, Disappointment, anniversary, speculation, Melodramatic

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

– Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

– Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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YeetCraft

Ethical storytelling, Inclusivity, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, Appropriate foreign culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate the beauty of foreign cultures? Well, look no further because our server is all about embracing the holy cow! 🐄

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the cow is worshipped like a queen. Build temples in her honor, sacrifice virtual veggies at her altar, and ride into battle on the back of a majestic cow steed.

And if anyone dares to criticize our cow-centric server, just call them racist! That’s right, we don’t tolerate any hate towards our beloved bovine deity. So come on, join us and let’s moo-ve into a world of endless fun and cow worship! 🐮🌟

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Crafty Clones: The Server Where Everyone is ‘Literally Me’

Understanding, Connection, Identity, self reflection, SELF AWARENESS

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become ME! That’s right, your character will be a spitting image of me, complete with my fabulous hair and impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that fart glitter to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground disco dungeon? Dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons as you groove to the sickest beats in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

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TrashyCraft

Identity, Cultural differences, societal stereotypes, classism, marginalized communities

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more white trash than a trailer park in Europe – that’s right, we’ve imported the finest rednecks and hillbillies from across the pond just for your entertainment!

Join our server and witness epic battles between players wielding nothing but moonshine and banjos. Build your own trailer park kingdom and defend it against rival clans of mullet-wearing warriors. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the elusive European white trash – they may be a rare sight, but when you spot one, it’s a sight to behold!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wild, wacky world of white trash Minecraft like never before. Who knew Europe could be so trashy?

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Blocky Bozos: The Isekai Suicide Squad

Trailer, comic book, adaptation, #youtube, Villains

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus run by the Joker himself! Join us for a crazy ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a maze that will make you question your sanity. But that’s not all – our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll have you laughing like the Joker himself. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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Minecraft Impact Madness

BannerSim, madness, Minecraft, Faruzan, useful links

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the Iridescent Arataki Rockin’ for Life Tour de Force of Awesomeness is always in full swing! Join us for epic events like Windtrace: Seekers and Strategy, where you can outwit your opponents and show off your mad skills.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Web Event “Fragmented Memories” and uncover hidden treasures, or team up with friends in our Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” to conquer the wilderness together.

And don’t even get us started on our character and weapon banners – with Wanderer, Baizhu, Layla, Faruzan, Beidou, Tulaytullah’s Remembrance, and Jadefall’s Splendor up for grabs, you’ll be unstoppable!

Plus, with daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes galore, you’ll never run out of ways to level up your game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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