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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

    Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

    Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

    Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

    So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Queers Server

    Crafty Queers Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

    As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

    Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

    – Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

    – Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Network: Fun Survival!

    Crafty Network: Fun Survival!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Crafty Network!

    Crafty Network is here for all the gamers! Get ready for a fun survival world.

    What We Offer:

      • Survival: Play and explore!
      • Greifing: Make it wild!
      • Economy: Trade and earn!
      • Custom Enchants: Level up your gear!
      • Ranks: Show off your skills!
      • Fun: Just enjoy the game!

    Launch Info:

    Coming out: Friday, June 27 at 7 PM EST If you see this after it’s out, hop on: Play.craftynetwork.fun Bedrock port: 25565

    Join our Discord for updates: Join Discord

    We hope you have a blast! We worked hard to make this fun for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eclipse modded 18+ Fun Zone

    Eclipse modded 18+ Fun Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    # πŸŒ‘ Welcome to Eclipse 18+ SMP! πŸŒ‘

    HIII !! Do you want to play with some fun folks? Well, you’re in luck!!

    ## What We Offer:

    β™‘ Voice Proximity Talk and laugh with friends! Voice chat is a must for fun vibes. No stress if you can’t chat all the time!

    β™‘ MCA Start your own Minecraft family! Be a mayor and run your own village with NPCs or players.

    β™‘ More Pets Love pets? Choose from red pandas, spiders, ferrets, and more! We even have cool wolf types!

    β™‘ More Enemies Tired of easy fights? We got you! New foes in the overworld, end, and nether. Face an upgraded dragon and tricky raids!

    β™‘ Sea Life Explore the ocean! Watch out for underwater endermen and sea creepers. Lots of cute sea critters await!

    β™‘ Decoration Make your base cozy with new decor mods! Custom armor stands, cool furniture, and fresh block textures!

    β™‘ Sounds Enjoy new sounds and voice chat echoes. Hear yourself if you want!

    β™‘ Food Overhaul Food lovers, rejoice! Find ingredients and craft tons of unique meals. So many options to try!

    β™‘ Terrain Mods Bored of the same world? Explore new structures and terrain in the nether, end, and overworld. Find strong loot and cool spots!

    ## Join Us!

    Want to play? Join our Discord for rules and the mod pack! Please chat with our community too!

    Excited to meet you all!

    ### Join Here: Discord Link

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 🌍 AEmpireSMP Chill Voice Play

    🌍 AEmpireSMP Chill Voice Play

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍 AEmpireSMP | Vanilla | Whitelist | Proximity Chat

    Hello! AEmpireSMP is a chill Vanilla survival server made for adults. The vibe here is all about fun, building cool stuff, and chatting with pals.

    ✨ What Makes Us Special?

      • Quality-of-Life Enhancements: A bit of spice to keep it close to vanilla but better!
      • Proximity Voice Chat: Totally up to you, but it makes things more fun!
      • Distant Horizons Support: See far and wide with awesome render distance.
      • Carefully Selected Island Seed: Unique islands for close-knit fun and teamwork.

    πŸ‘₯ Who Are We Looking For?

      • Adults (18+) who like good vibes and teamwork.
      • Players who love to build and share ideas.
      • Folks okay with some voice chat now and then.

    πŸ–₯️ Server Specs:

      • CPU: Ryzen 9 7900X
      • RAM: 64 GB

    Interested in joining our community?

    We want friendly, creative, and chill players!

    πŸ”— Apply Here

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CloverCraft SMP WHITELIST – Join Fun!

    CloverCraft SMP WHITELIST – Join Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    CloverCraft SMP [WHITELIST]

    Looking for a fresh server? CloverCraft is the place! This server is inspired by HermitCraft and is set to have seasons, a shopping area, and more fun stuff!

    What’s the vibe?

      • Chill and friendly for all players and staff.
      • 16+ only, with a strict sign-up process.
      • A small team of four with over 5 years of fun in the game.

    What to expect?

      • Better than vanilla gameplay with cool plugins:
        • Homes
        • Quests
        • Extra achievements
        • Better builds

    When is it open? Still in the works, but they hope to launch in early July! They want to grow their player base and hear your thoughts.

    Join the chat: Discord Link

    Get ready for a great time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Acerex Network SMP Factions Fun

    Acerex Network SMP Factions Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to AceRex Network!

    Join the fun on AceRex Network! It’s a new Minecraft hub for both Java and Bedrock players.

    AceRex SMP

      • Big World: Explore a huge 20k x 20k Overworld.
      • Safe Play: No PvP in the main world for chill vibes.
      • Warzone: Jump into PvP battles in a special area.
      • Unique Feature: Sit on any block you want!

    AceRex Factions (Season 1 Coming Soon)

    Get ready for epic fights, teams, and control.

      • Cool Spawn: Check out the custom-built spawn area.
      • Custom Enchants: Enjoy unique gameplay with special enchants.
      • More Fun: Exciting stuff is on the way!

    More Game Modes Coming

    Look out for:

      • Bedwars
      • Lifesteal
      • Prisons
      • Build Battle

    All modes work for both Java and Bedrock!

    Special Event

    Civilisation Event: July 10th – July 13th, 2025 Join the Discord for more info!

    Connect Now

      • Java IP: play.acerex.net
      • Bedrock IP: play.acerex.net:19132

    Links

    Join the fun and make new friends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP