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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1838 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9610 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
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