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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9111 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4744 |
Votes: | 1571 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!