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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4367 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!
