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BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Emeralds Found:	7716
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	152
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Emeralds Found:	7945
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	242	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6694
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2175	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Animals Bred:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Emeralds Found:	4796	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!