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ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crops Grown:	1453	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1743	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	210
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	356919	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse