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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4180 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a llama uprising led by a disgruntled sheep named Julius Caesar? Or participate in a gladiator-style PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? And let’s not forget our famous “Toga Tuesdays,” where everyone dresses up in their best pixelated bedsheet attire.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs the USA when you can have the crumbling empire of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!