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Globetrotter Wedding Minecraft Server

Australia, brother, Expenses, family, globetrotter, husband, LGBTQ, Minecraft, NANNY, new years, PTO, Server, Small wedding, Son, tasmania, Thanksgiving, time off, Tour, travel, united states, visa restrictions, Wedding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7480
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are just as wild as this story! Imagine attending a wedding in Tasmania, Australia with only five people, including a mysterious fiance from down under. But wait, there’s more – bridesmaid dresses for everyone, visa restrictions, and a 2-year-old who can’t handle the epic journey.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore Australia without spending $6,000 or using up all your PTO. No need to find a new nanny or worry about missing Thanksgiving – just log on and let the craziness begin! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

AITAH, apartment, Boston, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Communication, embarrassed, Friends, help out, high school, instagram, long-distance relationship, nice person, North Carolina, NYC, overreacting, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this love triangle drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own drama-filled apartment with 4 beds and 2 baths, and invite random people from your past to crash on your virtual couch. Who needs privacy when you can have awkward encounters and heated arguments instead?

Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing if your virtual boyfriend will choose you or the random girls from high school. Will you be cool with it or will you overreact like a pro? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

accident, cell phone, clumsy, damage control, Disaster, Disaster Recovery, dropped phone, emergency, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, mishap, phone repair, Repair, Replacement, Server, Smartphone, Technology, TOILET, ToiletPhoneOops, unexpected, water damage, waterproof, wet phone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Animals Bred:	107	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

PixelPunishers

1980s, Behavior, cultural shifts, Diversity, Etiquette, fashion, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, Manners, movies, Music, Nostalgia, Outdated, PixelPunishers, Political Correctness, pop culture, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, Technology, trends

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360

Remember the good ol’ days when you could rock a neon fanny pack and a mullet without judgment? Well, those days may be gone in real life, but on our Minecraft server, anything goes! Join us and relive the glory days of the 1980s where you can build your own pixelated time machine and travel back to a time when leg warmers and shoulder pads were the height of fashion. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in our virtual world where you can dance the night away to classic 80s hits. So grab your parachute pants and oversized sunglasses and join us for a totally tubular experience you won’t find anywhere else!

FloodCraft: CarHouse Mayhem

CarHouse, cars, climate change, damaged property, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, FloodCraft, flooded homes, flooded streets, Houses, MAYHEM, Moscow, natural disaster, rescue operations, Russian capital, severe flooding, Submerged, urban flooding, water damage

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we make moscow look like a swimming pool! dive into the chaos of flooded streets and see cars and houses floating around like rubber duckies. who needs land when you can build your house on a floating car? join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

MixCraft: The Melting Pot

assimilation, cultural fusion, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnicity disappearance, future society, generations, Globalization, homogenization, hybridization, integration, intermarriage, melting, melting pot, Mix, Mixcraft, mixed race, Multiculturalism, Pot, racial blending, racial diversity, world population

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	743
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da wildest mix of players from all over da world. we got peeps from mars, jupiter, pluto, u name it. it’s like a big ol’ melting pot of blocky goodness.

we got so many different cultures on dis server, u can learn how to build a pyramid from an egyptian player or how to make sushi from a japanese player. it’s like a virtual world tour without da jet lag.

plus, we got da best parties in town. we once had a party where everyone dressed up as their favorite block and we all danced around a giant lava pit. it was lit, literally.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da future where everyone is a little bit of everything. it’s like a minecraft version of da united nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

Fertileless Minecraft Server

atmospheric composition, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, carboniferous era, climate change, ecological balance, ecosystem management, environmental control, evolutionary biology, Fertileless, fertility reduction, giant amphibians, giant bugs, giant reptiles, hyper-oxygenated atmosphere, Minecraft, nitrogenase synthesizing plants, population control, Server, Sustainable Agriculture, unlimited food, warm climate, Wetlands

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re on a mission to reduce fertility to 1.0 everywhere so we can release nitrogenase synthesizing plants and enter a new carboniferous era. Picture this: hyper-oxygenated atmosphere, giant bugs roaming around, unlimited food for days, giant amphibians and reptiles chilling in the sun. Oh, and did we mention the extremely warm climate and wetlands everywhere? It’s like Jurassic Park meets Minecraft on steroids! Join us if you dare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

ShaftedCraft Minecraft Server

aspirations, athlete, challenge, Competition, Defeat, determination, Disappointment, dreams, Game, hoping, loses, man shaft, Minecraft, optimism, perseverance, Server, setback, ShaftedCraft, sports, Today, Victory, Wishful thinking, yeah

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the man shaft always wins? Well, fear not, because on our server, the man shaft always loses! Join us for epic battles where the man shaft is constantly getting destroyed by our fearless players. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain magical powers and be able to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show that man shaft who’s boss!

RoommateRageCraft

AITAH, anger, annoyance, anxious, Apology, awkward, camping, CONSERVATIVE, echo, friend in next room, gift, having sex, Hiding, noise, pda, Pillow, raunchy, Reassurance, RoommateRageCraft, weird

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a juicy soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships. Will you be the one to stir up trouble or will you be the peacemaker in this virtual drama-filled land?

Embark on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious whispers echoing through the ancient 90-year-old houses. Will you be able to solve the secrets hidden within the walls?

But beware, for not all is as it seems. Keep an eye out for friends who may be harboring hidden grudges and unresolved emotions. Can you navigate through the tangled web of emotions and come out unscathed?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Are you ready to dive into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama?

RedditNoobs – Minecraft Server

downvote, how to use reddit, internet culture, Karma, Lurker, Minecraft, new user, Online Community, reddiquette, reddit, reddit advice, reddit beginners, reddit community, reddit etiquette, reddit help, reddit rules, reddit tips, RedditNoobs, Server, social media, subreddit, tips for reddit, upvote

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	90729	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Farms Harvested:	653	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Votes:	2868

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a zombie, because they’re not allowed. Sorry, zombies.