#Wakeup MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP

perma-welfare, Based, addicted, #WakeUp, smp

Are you tired of lazy NEETs leeching off their parents and not contributing to society? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we kick out any player who doesn’t have a job flipping burgers in-game to pay for their virtual apartment or mortgage. We don’t tolerate perma-welfare addicted hippies here, only hard-working gamers who know how to fend for themselves. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for players who think they’re Nazis online – they’re definitely not “based” in our book. So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players!

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Bot GF Wakeup Minecraft Server

Sci Fi, partner, Android, Girlfriend, romance

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring alarm clock every morning? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wake up to your very own fembot girlfriend who will greet you with a cheerful “Good morning, master!” She’ll even make you breakfast in-game while you start your day off right with some epic building and mining adventures. Join now and say goodbye to boring wake-up calls forever!

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CheeseCraft: The Moon Conspiracy

Elites, #MoonTruthers, #CloakingTechnology, #IvoryTowers, #LizardPeople

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the moon in our skies? Well, look no further than our server! Join us as we embark on a quest to expose the elite lizard people and their moon-hiding antics.

But that’s not all – we’ve got aliens, advanced cloaking technology, and a conspiracy theory to rival them all. Uncover ancient secrets, overthrow globalist agendas, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive moon (if the lizard people allow it).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Moon Truther today! Who knows, you might just save the world while you’re at it. #FreeTheMoon #LizardPeopleAgenda #MinecraftMadness

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Crafty Wake-Up Call

#StartTheDay, motivation, #MorningMotivation, Call, #MakeItCount

<h1>Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!</h1>

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyDanishSpyCraft

intelligence agencies, security threats, Misinformation, geopolitical strategy, CraftyDanishSpyCraft

lol ok so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the danish intelligence is all up in here tryna spark some wild shiz with russia and trump over greenland, like wut even is that madness? come join us and uncover the truth behind this insane plot twist, build ur own secret base and protect greenland from all the craziness happenin around it. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be lit af!

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Toilet Wipe Overload

restroom, bathroom behavior, TOILET, bathroom, excessive wiping

u know u need to join this server when u spend more time wiping ur butt than actually playing minecraft. on this server, wiping ur butt is a mini game! u gotta swipe left and right to clean up all the poopoo stains. it’s like a wipeout obstacle course but for ur butt. join now and show off ur mad wiping skills to all ur friends. butt wipes unite!

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Love Block Folly

cognitive bias, Folly, sunk cost bias, relationships, Women

come join our epic minecraft server where men go crazy over romantic cues and can’t help but invest all their diamonds into finding a mate! our players are so dedicated, they will build the most extravagant love nests just to impress their potential partners. who needs logic when you have love and diamonds, right? so come on in and get ready to show off your sunk cost bias in the most romantic way possible!

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MC Enhanced

EU, NA, Features, Survival, Economy

We’re hosting a Custom Minecraft Modpack Server that’s packed with unique adventures and endless fun!

Curated By Players, For Players Completely overhauled Minecraft, Functional ships, planes, and other vehicles, Engaging questlines, New metals and crafting options, Resource packs and Shaders, New Tools and Features, Temperature and Hydration System, Challenging bosses, Tons of New Dungeons and Structures, New Dimensions, Waystones, XP Storages, 300+ Mods Server Details: Region: EU/NA Modpack: MC Enhanced [FABRIC] (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mcenhancedfabric) Version: 1.21.1 v16

What Makes Us Special: Custom Modpack, 24/7 Hosted Server, Active Admins, Friendly Community, Fresh Start, Long-Term Server

WHITELIST OPEN!

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NyctaCraftSMP

Vanilla, Isla Nycta, games, crossplay, Ark

NyctaCraft Middle School

NyctaCraft SMP has been created for the Isla Nycta community which hosts a variety of games that include TheIsle, Path of Titans and Ark. NyctaCraft SMP is a fairly new server Server will eventually have crossplay Server Version: 1.21.1 Come join in on the fun with a growing community and an active staff team, if interested in joining the Discord server itself which has over 50 thousand members and hosts multiple servers with different games as mentioned above

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Dimensional Quests 1.20.5

Fandom, fan culture, Anime, Quests, escapism

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like stepping into a crazy isekai world where the only thing we make fun of is people who read isekai!

Imagine building your own isekai-inspired world while laughing at all those isekai fanatics out there. It’s like a double dose of insanity and hilarity all in one place!

Join us and let’s dive headfirst into this wacky isekai adventure together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next!

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