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NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4964	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2416	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9839	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	5565

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1367	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
New Chunks Explored:	412175	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	246

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	145
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Votes:	1006	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!