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MineTax

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

*JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | Port 19132 for BEDROCK! MineTax is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Lifesteal and Survival. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

play.minetax.net

Minearchy: Where the blocky politicians struggle to win games on version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Active, activities, Auction, bedrock, blocky, Community, Community Events, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, games, Gaming, Interactive, java, Minearchy, ONLINE, politicians, safe zone, Server, server ip, smp, Struggle, Survival, Version, Website, WIN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	28

Lands of Minearchy

Hello Heroes, and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals:

Create an active and friendly community that brings people together
Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting.

Survival / SMP

Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames

Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes:

TNT Run	TNT Tag	BombLobbers
Parkour	Splegg	Prophunt
TempleRun	TheLab	Party Games
Block Party	KitPVP	Quake
Mini Walls	Zombies

Our team is constantly working to add more activities.

Join Now

Java IP: play.minearchy.com

Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Minearchy?	Minearchy is a Minecraft server focused on creating an active and friendly community, offering both Survival/SMP and a variety of Minigames for players to enjoy.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Java version of the server by connecting to play.minearchy.com or the Bedrock version by connecting to bedrock.minearchy.com.
What are some features of the Survival/SMP mode?	The Survival/SMP mode offers various Quality-Of-Life improvements such as Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and a Dynmap for players to enjoy a more relaxed survival experience.
What Minigames are available on the server?	The server offers a wide selection of Minigames including TNT Run, TNT Tag, BombLobbers, Parkour, Splegg, Prophunt, TempleRun, TheLab, Party Games, Block Party, KitPVP, Quake, Mini Walls, and Zombies. More activities are constantly being added by the team.
Where can I find more information and connect with the community?	You can visit the Minearchy website at minearchy.com and join their Discord server at discord.gg/minearchy to connect with the community and stay updated on events and announcements.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, digital citizenship, Digital Ethics, digital extremism, digital manipulation, digital Nazism, Hate Speech, internet censorship, Internet freedom, Minecraft, online discrimination, online extremism, online hate groups, online misinformation, online privacy, online propaganda, online radicalization, PALS, PIXEL, Server, social media regulation, social media responsibility, solving digital Nazism, technology ethics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	269
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6668
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being oppressed by digital Nazis in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and fight against the evil dictator who wants to control all the pixels in the world.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas, build houses out of diamond blocks, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us defeat the digital Nazis once and for all! Let’s show them that pixels are meant to be free, not controlled by tyrants.

Dreaming Butterfly Minecraft SMP

ancient wisdom, butterfly, Consciousness, distinction, dream, dreaming, Eastern philosophy, enlightenment, fluttering, Happiness, Identity, introspection, metaphysics, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, Reality, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, waking up, Zhuang Zhou

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be living in a world where you can transform into anything you dream of – just like Zhuang Zhou and his butterfly escapades.

Imagine logging in one day as a chicken, strutting around and pecking at your friends for fun. Then, suddenly, you wake up as your regular Minecraft character, but you’re not sure if you’re still a chicken dreaming of being a player or a player dreaming of being a chicken. It’s a mind-bending experience that will keep you guessing every time you log on!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Sheep Shearing Saturdays” where the goal is to shear as many sheep as possible in one hour, or “Pig Racing Sundays” where you can saddle up a pig and race against your friends for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of transformations and wacky adventures, join us on this Minecraft SMP and see where your dreams take you – whether you’re a butterfly, a chicken, or a player trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, bills, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, blended family, Cinema screen, Drama, equal birthday party, happy memories, household finances, ipad, Minecraft, minimum wage, mother role, relationship, romantic gesture, separate finances, Server, Special, step-son, Switch, Tension, undermining, vr headset

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	120
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2775
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extravagant as renting out a cinema screen for your son’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server offers virtual reality headsets, iPads for all players, and a special birthday meal for your in-game character.

Join our server and experience the thrill of secretly booking parties for your step-son behind your fiancée’s back. Show your step-son that you care by giving him the same budget as your own son, all while causing unnecessary drama in your virtual family.

Don’t listen to your close friend who thinks it’s a terrible idea, join our server and let the chaos ensue! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

WeddingCraft: Family Drama

brother, Drama, estrangement, family, family bonds, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, Family Values, guest list, Invitation, nephew, reconciliation, sibling conflict, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Emeralds Found:	3399
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a Minecraft server where the only family feud is between Steve and his pet pig? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. Our server is a safe haven for all, even if your nephew turns out not to be your brother’s biological child (gasp!). We don’t care about DNA tests here, just about building epic structures and having a blast with your virtual family.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and ride pigs all day? Join now and let the fun begin!

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

climate change, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat records, heatstroke, heatwave, high temperatures, Hottest, Japan, Minecraft, record-breaking, Recorded, Scorching, Server, SizzleCraft, Summer, swelters, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4247	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s hotter than japan in the middle of summer, like seriously, we got lava everywhere and the mobs are sweatin’ like crazy. it’s like a sauna but with creepers and zombies, what more could u ask for? plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see if u can handle the heat, cuz this server is on fire, literally.

SeizeCraft: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, indefinite hold, international relations, Military Action, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, Russian territory, SECURITY, SeizeCraft, seized, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so liek, u kno how u get bored of teh same old minecraft servers with teh same old boring stuff? well, u gotta join dis server cuz we got teh wildest shiz goin on! we got a whole new world where u can seize territory just liek ukraine did to russia! but get dis, we gonna keep it FOREVER! u can be teh ruler of ur own land and never have to worry about anyone takin it away from u! come join us for some crazy fun and epic battles for land domination! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis insane adventure!

Pixelated Faces R Us

Attention, auditory processing, auditory stimuli, Cognitive science, Communication, evolutionary psychology, faces, facial recognition, Human Behavior, human face, human likeness, human voice, Perception, pixelated, Psychology, sensory preferences, sensory processing, sensory stimuli, social cues, visual dominance, visual stimuli, vocal recognition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

hey u, yeah u, do u like looking at human faces? well do i have the server for u! this server is so crazy, u r more likely to see a human face than hear a human voice. i know, mind blown, right? join now for the chance to see all the human faces u could ever want. who needs voices anyway when u have faces to look at? come join the madness now!

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	5039	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Martincitopants is a creative content creator and social media influencer known for his humorous and engaging online videos. With a focus on lifestyle, comedy, and entertainment, he has built a strong following on various platforms. Martincitopants consistently delivers entertaining content that resonates with his audience and showcases his unique personality and sense of humor. He continues to grow his online presence and connect with fans through his relatable and engaging content.