AND GET DIS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE U CAN RIDE DOLPHINS AND FIGHT MERMAIDS! YEAH, MERMAIDS! U AINT GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, DIAMOND EGGS! U CAN MAKE A WHOLE ARMOR SET OUT OF THOSE BAD BOYS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE CRAZY IS REAL AND THE FUN NEVER STOPS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!