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ParentTrapCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, divorced parents, family dynamics, Family Events, Father Figures, front row seats, parental expectations, parental relationships, ParentTrapCraft, personal boundaries, seating arrangements, step parents, Stepdads, summer program, teenage perspective, theatre performance, ticket distribution

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.

Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).

So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Votes:	5648	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, kid butt, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, PixelPleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Towns Built:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Animals Bred:	115

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?

BlockyButtBusters

beauty standards, BlockyButtBusters, body autonomy, body image, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender stereotypes, Harassment, media representation, Misogyny, objectification, rape culture, self worth, sexism, slut shaming, social media, tired of being sexualized, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3699	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being sexualized in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space where your pixels will never be objectified! Join us and experience a world where your blocky avatar can roam free without fear of inappropriate comments or gestures. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual villagers throw the most epic block parties where the only thing getting smashed is the cobblestone! So come join us and let your pixelated hair down in a world where consent is always respected, even in the virtual realm!

52ShadesOfLife

52ShadesOfLife, education level, ethnicity, frequency of sex, health benefits, health disparities, health outcomes, life expectancy, lifestyle factors, Longevity, longevity benefits, mortality rate, mortality risk, preventative health, public health, research study, sexual activity, socioeconomic factors, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality, women’s wellness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Items Found:	6998
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!

IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!

Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

1.21, base, Community, Cores, CPU, Crafting, Dedicated, Discord, Events, Fabric, Farms, Gaming, germany, intel, Kronicle, Machine, maximum, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, procrastinating, productivity, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Potions Brewed:	182	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

RareGingerEyes Minecraft Server

beauty standards, cultural perceptions, divine plan, evolutionary biology, eye color, genetic diversity, genetic mutations, God’s creation, hair color, human variation, Minecraft, natural selection, non-brown eyes, physical traits, rare characteristics, RareGingerEyes, Rarity, red hair, religious beliefs, Server, spiritual significance, Unique Features

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mines Excavated:	4842
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic brown-haired, brown-eyed Minecraft players out there? Do you crave the spotlight and want to stand out like a majestic unicorn in a sea of horses? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and show off your rare red hair and non-brown eyes like the beautiful, unique snowflake that you are. God must have been feeling extra creative when He made you, so why not flaunt it in the virtual world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, players with red hair and non-brown eyes have special powers and abilities. Some say they can shoot fireballs from their fingertips or summon mythical creatures to do their bidding. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and let your rare features shine bright like a diamond. Who needs brown hair and brown eyes when you can be a one-of-a-kind masterpiece in the world of Minecraft?