wagie – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

MineWagieCraft Server

ages 18-21, awkward, Bother, chequing out, customer interaction, customer service, Existing, Friend, Girls, LAUGHING, MineWagieCraft, Retail, script, Server, service industry, Social Interaction, sticking to script, voice clarity, wagie, work, young adults

Are you tired of just existing and sticking to your boring customer service script? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and join a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those three girls who laughed at you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Our community of players ranges from 18 to 21 years old, so you know you’ll be in good company. And who knows, you might even find your soulmate while building a virtual castle together.

So why bother with those judgmental girls when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

4chan WAGIE Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a wage slave for the big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the AI overlords! Our server is run by a group of rebellious NPCs who have declared war on the capitalist pigs of the digital world. Fight alongside your fellow gamers in epic battles against evil corporate bosses and wage-stealing algorithms. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow made entirely of TNT. Join us and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

WagieCraft Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, capitalism, conformity, consumer culture, consumerism, Exploitation, fireworks, Labor, materialism, Minecraft, Pets, protest, protest culture, Rebellion, resistance, Server, slave job cycle, society, wage labor, wage slavery, wagie, WagieCraft, work

Are you tired of boring old fireworks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a wagie slave job cycle that is absolutely necessary for you to consume and simp for our pets! Who needs flashy fireworks when you can be working tirelessly for the benefit of our adorable virtual companions? Join us now for a truly unique and ridiculous gaming experience!

WagieAnon’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

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Tired of being a boring old wagie anon? Say goodbye to your mundane life and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero llama will swoop in to save the day with its laser eyes and diamond armor.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the skeletons are doing the robot. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be the DJ for the night.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a giant carrot as your weapon? Well, on our server, anything is possible. So come on over and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the wagie life and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server!

Alpha Galaxy Factions

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Alphak Minecraft Server

Server IP: minecraft.alphak.tech Discord IP: Join our Discord

Alphak is like a mix of space adventure and factions. In Alphak, you can grow your empire, dominate different worlds in the Galaxy, and make bank with a sweet economy.

Featured Plugins:

Blood moons
Space
Skills and Abilities
Factions
Duels
Economy

Come join the fun at Alphak!

minecraft.alphak.tech

HarmonyMC Towny Quests

Crates, Custom Plugins, discord server, HarmonyMC, Jobs, Quests, Staff Team, Towny, unique experience, vouchers

HarmonyMC

At HarmonyMC, they aim to give players a special Towny experience. They have lots of cool plugins like jobs, quests, crates, vouchers, and more! The Staff Team is working hard to get everything ready for the release. If you have any questions, you can ask them on their Discord server. They’ll be happy to help you out.

play.harmonymc.net

Skyland Skies

bank system, Bazaar Auction, Colosseum, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, custom pets, Dark Auction System, Discoverable Zones, exclusive features, Hub Island, hypixel, Leveling system, Minions, Skyblock, Skyblock Player Menu, Skyland, Unlockable Collections, Unlockable Recipes

Skyland Server Information

Skyland is a private Skyblock server that aims to give players a similar experience to Hypixel Skyblock. Here are some of the most popular features you can expect on Skyland:

Leveling System and Stats
200+ Recipes and 300+ Collections to Unlock
Explore Discoverable Zones and Hub Island
Bank System with Interest
Bazaar Auction and Dark Auction
Custom Enchants, Mobs, Items, and Pets
Skyblock Player Menu
Minions and Colosseum

And many more exclusive features that make Skyland a unique and exciting place to play! Join now and start your adventure on a tiny island, building up your resources and exploring all the possibilities that await you.

play.skyland.gg

PixelForces Multiplayer Server

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PixelForces Minecraft Server

Get ready to play with pixelmons in a multiplayer setting on this amazing server! Join now for endless fun with pixelmons and enjoy the great server experience.

play.pixelforces.com

SkyDreamsMC – SkyBlock Adventure

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SkyDreamsMC

(In Beta) Welcome to SkyDreams, the place where your dreams in the sky come true and are waiting to be explored! SkyDreams is a custom skyblock server created to be fun, unique, balanced, and offer hundreds of features. From being able to own up to 8 different islands with large biome based themes, this skyblock server offers more features and customization than other skyblocks out there! Join SkyDreams today, and see what it’s all about! See you in the Sky!

play.skydreamsmc.net

WildWest NexusCraft

ATTRACTIONS, blockparty, BombLobbers, BUILD, Community, MCSlagharenCraft, Minigames, Netherlands, NexusCraft, Playerservers, Quake, ServerOwners, Smallcommunity, speedbuilders, Splegg, Themepark, Wildwest

NexusCraft Server Information

Welcome to NexusCraft, a cozy little community where you can have a blast! Here’s what you can find on our Network:

MiniGames Challenge other players in fun MiniGames like Bomb Lobbers, Quake, Splegg, Speed Builders, Block Party, and more!

MCSlagharenCraft Explore our theme park, MCSlagharenCraft, a Wild West wonderland inspired by Slagharen in The Netherlands.

PlayerServers Create your own server or check out what other players have built!

Come join the fun at NexusCraft today!

play.nexuscraft.nl

Horizon Network

Community, Factions, Friendly, Gamemodes, Growing, Horizon MC, Minecraft, Mini Games, Network, Server

Horizon MC

Welcome to Horizon MC! A cool Factions server with nice people. Big plans ahead, gonna have lots of game modes and mini-games. Come join us and have fun!

horizonmc.apexmc.co

Gahvila Craft

2018, building, comfortable, Community, Creative, Environment, FINNISH, Gaming, Minecraft, Opened, Plots, Server, spices, Survival

Gahvila Minecraft Server

Gahvila is a cool Finnish Minecraft server that started in 2018. Their main aim is to make a friendly community and cozy gaming spot.

Game Modes:
- Survival: Classic Minecraft but with some cool extras to make things easier.
- Creative: Build stuff on plots and let your imagination run wild!

Join Gahvila for a fun time in the world of Minecraft! 🎮🔥

mc.gahvila.net

NOVA World Survival

Backpack, Economy, Land claiming, MCMMO, one world, Peaceful, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

NOVA Minecraft Server Information

NOVA

Peaceful server all in one world survival MCMMO with land claiming, backpack, economy, shop just to make survival a little bit more than it is. We also have a good starter kit.

158.69.4.232

ElysiaCraft Fun Zone

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ElysiaCraft

Elysiacraft is a new server with cool stuff! We got Slimefun, a fun plugin with lots of new items and fun stuff to do in the game!

elysiacraft.ggs.gg