Wagie MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

wage slave, work-life balance, smp, office, employment

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

Motorbike, Girlfriend, chicken, bros, honda grom

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

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Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

highway, city life, distant highway, wagies, urban soundscape

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

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Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

funny work stories, Minecraft, Wagie Problems, Problems, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

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Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

snoot, Guide, Wagie Wesley Edition, Mods, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

Server, OF whore, self worth, comparison, gender

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

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MineWagieCraft Server

Bother, service industry, Friend, Server, awkward

Are you tired of just existing and sticking to your boring customer service script? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and join a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those three girls who laughed at you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Our community of players ranges from 18 to 21 years old, so you know you’ll be in good company. And who knows, you might even find your soulmate while building a virtual castle together.

So why bother with those judgmental girls when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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4chan WAGIE Minecraft Server

wagie, employed, Artificial Intelligence, salary cuts, AI assistance

Are you tired of being a wage slave for the big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the AI overlords! Our server is run by a group of rebellious NPCs who have declared war on the capitalist pigs of the digital world. Fight alongside your fellow gamers in epic battles against evil corporate bosses and wage-stealing algorithms. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow made entirely of TNT. Join us and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

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WagieCraft Minecraft Server

wage labor, wage slavery, society, anti-capitalism, resistance

Are you tired of boring old fireworks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a wagie slave job cycle that is absolutely necessary for you to consume and simp for our pets! Who needs flashy fireworks when you can be working tirelessly for the benefit of our adorable virtual companions? Join us now for a truly unique and ridiculous gaming experience!

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WagieAnon’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Self Discovery, employment, Stand, Server, wagie

Tired of being a boring old wagie anon? Say goodbye to your mundane life and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero llama will swoop in to save the day with its laser eyes and diamond armor.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the skeletons are doing the robot. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be the DJ for the night.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a giant carrot as your weapon? Well, on our server, anything is possible. So come on over and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the wagie life and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server!

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