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Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Dimension Hops:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	8182
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Star Shards Collected:	177
Love Letters Sent:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Towns Built:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	152	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Savage Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	276	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	9509	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	275
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	910650	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

DreamCraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
New Chunks Explored:	215012	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

TraitCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!