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HappyCraft Minecraft Server

baby girl, baby names, daughter-in-law, expressing happiness, family bonding, family history, family legacy, family names, Family Support, family tradition, family traditions, Family Values, flower names, generational tradition, Happy, HappyCraft, Minecraft, naming tradition, Server, Son, tradition

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1203	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Looking for a server where traditions are taken seriously? Look no further! Join us on this Minecraft server where naming your children after flowers is a must!

Embark on a quest to find the rarest flower names for your in-game characters and show off your family traditions to the whole server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock a secret achievement for keeping the tradition alive!

But beware, not following the flower-naming tradition may result in in-game consequences. Rumor has it that players who stray from the tradition will be haunted by ghostly flower spirits until they apologize and make things right.

Join us now and experience the flower-filled fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just remember, it’s all in the name of tradition…and maybe a little bit of chaos.

FlowerPowerCraft

bottle of whiskey, brunch, doughnuts with daddy, expensive dinner, expensive gifts, family time, Father’s Day, FlowerPowerCraft, Flowers, gift-giving policy, hair treatment, Jealousy, mother’s day, mother’s day gift, online gift card, selfish, surprise reservations, tight budget, trendy salon

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of celebrating Mother’s Day and Father’s Day in the most outrageous ways possible.

On our server, you can surprise your virtual spouse with flowers and brunch instead of that expensive hair treatment they’ve been nagging you about. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you only celebrate your virtual mom on Mother’s Day – after all, it’s all about family, right?

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Your virtual spouse might retaliate by buying you flowers and claiming they’re just trying to be nice. And who knows, you might end up in a virtual argument over who pays for whose virtual hair treatment. It’s all part of the fun!

So, if you’re ready for some virtual drama and hilarious misunderstandings, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew Mother’s Day and Father’s Day could be so entertaining in the virtual world?

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

annoying habits, annoying habits in society, AnnoyingAF, bothersome behaviors, cultural norms, Etiquette, frustrating customs, hidden annoyances, irritating behaviors, irritating trends, Manners, Minecraft, minor annoyances, Pet Peeves, Server, social conventions, social faux pas, social graces, social irritations, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of people judging you for your secret love of building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we celebrate all things llama-related! Join us for epic llama battles, llama fashion shows, and even llama dance parties! Trust us, you won’t find a more llama-tastic server anywhere else. So come on, join us and let your llama-loving flag fly high!

BlockBusters: SoberCraft

addiction recovery, blockbusters, Commitment, coping strategies, determination, healthy habits, life transformation, lifestyle change, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, self improvement, self-care, SoberCraft, Sobriety, strength, success stories, support system, Therapy, Willpower

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	70	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of battling addictions like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and kick those bad habits to the curb like a pro gamer! Our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about your old vices. Plus, we have a secret potion in the game that magically makes all cravings disappear – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome? Join us and start your journey to sobriety in the most epic way possible!

GazaFamineCraft Server

Blame, Conflict, Experts, false accusation, famine, gaza, GazaFamineCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Misinformation, political agenda, Propaganda, Server, UN, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	780762
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

First of all, the admins on this server are like, total bosses. They once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a dream. True story, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base on the server where they keep all the rarest loot. I heard they even have a diamond sword that can shoot lasers. Yeah, you heard me right. LASER BEAMS.

But wait, there’s more. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your animals will be extra fluffy, and you’ll never fall into a pit of lava again. It’s like a Minecraft miracle, dude.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret dance party every Friday night at the spawn point. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyColaCrafters

beverage industry, Boycott, business ethics, Coke, consumer behavior, corporate pledges, corporate responsibility, CraftyColaCrafters, economic sanctions, foreign investment, geopolitical tensions, global market, international relations, market competition, multinational corporations, pepsi, political pressure, russia, soft drinks, supply chain management, trade relations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5750	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where coke, pepsi, and like a bunch of other random stuff pledged to quit russia but they’re still there lol like what even is that?? but anyway, we got crazy stuff happening like pigs flying and chickens riding on llamas like it’s a wild party up in here. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to dance the night away. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it but who hates fun??)

PlasticCraft2020

Environment, Future, health, Healthcare, kidney health, kidney stones, Medical, micro plastics, plastic contamination, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic materials, plastic particles, plastic particles in body, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, PlasticCraft2020, Plastics, Pollution, Waste

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	3978
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the impending kidney stone apocalypse caused by micro plastics!!! build ur own plastic-free paradise and protect ur precious kidneys from the evil plastic invaders!!! team up with other players to create a kidney stone army and conquer the plastic wasteland!!! come join us and save ur kidneys in the most ridiculous way possible!!!

PancreaCraft: Survive & Thrive!

cancer treatment, chemotherapy, clinical trials, disease management, early detection, Global research, health care, healthcare advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, oncology, palliative care, PancreaCraft, Pancreatic cancer, Patients, prognosis, radiation therapy, surgical options, survival rates, SURVIVE, Thrive, treatment options, tumor growth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the wildest ride of ur life, where u can build, fight, and explore like never before.

our server is so lit, even herobrine would be jealous. we got custom biomes, insane mobs, and secret dungeons waiting to be conquered. u can team up with ur friends or go solo, the choice is urs.

but wait, there’s more! we have exclusive events like the annual creeper rodeo, where u can ride a creeper like a bucking bronco. or how about the legendary diamond hunt, where u can win rare loot that will make ur friends green with envy.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the planet. who knows, u might even discover the secret to surviving pancreatic cancer while ur at it. just kidding, but seriously, come join us!

1P9W (1 Player 9 Wars)

1.12, 1.20.6, 1P9W, 3059, Anarchy, Anti X-ray, banner, Earth, Hardcore, INTERESTING, IP 194.156.88.217, Join, Live Map, Minecraft, player, preview, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, variation, Wars, x-ray

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Its an anarchy server but it a variation of anarchy*I installed a few things to make the server interesting*The server only has anti x-rayYou can join the server from 1.12 to 1.20.6Server live map194.156.88.217:3059/

194.156.88.217:3041

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

(Audio), auditory perception, auditory processing disorder, brain activity, cognition, Hearing, image interpretation, imagination, Listening, mental association, Minecraft, noise, Perception, PixelPunch, sensory experience, sensory input, sensory integration, sensory overload, sensory processing, sensory processing sensitivity, Server, Sound, visual stimulus

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of evil chickens who shoot fireballs from their beaks!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the moonwalk.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wild world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!