Vuazing Shorts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HolyWoofMC

Absurd, Abuse, ACCUSATION, Animals, atheists, baptismal font, barbaric, Blessing, Catholic, Church, complicit, consent, dog, holy water, HolyWoofMC, parents, patron saint, Priest, Request, Ridiculous, Saint Francis of Assisi

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

best fruit, delicious fruit, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, fruit appreciation, fruit comparison, fruit debate, fruit discovery, fruit enjoyment, fruit enthusiast, fruit exploration, fruit lover, fruit ranking, fruit tasting, fruit varieties, FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP, healthy fruit, popular fruit, top fruit, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

actions, BlockBribez, Choices, compromise, consequences, dark side, DESPERATE, Financial, Guilt, MONEY, moral bankruptcy, moral dilemma, Questionable, regret, regretful, Regrettable, sell out, selling out, shame, Unethical, worst thing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Enchantments Applied:	283
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Star Shards Collected:	82	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ores Mined:	959	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?