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| Players: |
90/600 |
Votes: |
882 |
| Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: |
4 |
Astral Projections Made: |
0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: |
4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: |
9 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: |
4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: |
1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: |
2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: |
6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
OMG guys, have you heard about this totally whack Minecraft SMP
server? It’s like, sooo bad at naming stuff, like seriously, who comes up with these names? But like, don’t worry, I got you covered with some way better names for it.
So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?
But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.
