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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5681 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!