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VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, banter, BELIEF, blocky, commentary, critique, Evaluation, feelings, general opinion, Impression, judgment, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, reaction, sentiment, smp, Stance, Thoughts, Viewpoint, Views, VT, vts, Vulpixsi

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	972331

Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	8472

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	355724
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	186	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3146	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Votes:	2535
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631