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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3811 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 105 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
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