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GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5844	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	6852	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Farms Harvested:	222
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	916852
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9076	Towns Built:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	7397
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!