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NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Votes:	9814
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5966	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	265	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	1075
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1692	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Emeralds Found:	4160
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3200	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2033	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Emeralds Found:	206	Love Letters Sent:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!