VrchatASMR Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Abuse, assault, Boy, Chapter 59, courage, dumping, emotional, Empathy, Friend, friendship, healing, Minecraft, Newest chapter, raped, Recovery, sense, Sensitive, Sensitive Boy, smp, strength, Support, Talk, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1781	Players Killed by Monsters:	7931

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Farms Harvested:	169
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7992	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Emeralds Found:	4138
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	9590
Mines Excavated:	4586	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Votes:	6858	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	239
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!