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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7705 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
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