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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Emeralds Found:	6772	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Animals Bred:	53	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	553875
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Farms Harvested:	762	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6548	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, BucketListBlox, Dream destination, dream vacation, dreams, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Minecraft, must do, once in a lifetime, smp, things to do before I die, top of the list, top priority, top travel destination, travel, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, Wishlist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	317
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever