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”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Towns Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	140
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	889378	Mines Excavated:	3606

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mines Excavated:	4637	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8146	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crops Grown:	3729
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	263
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magic Items Found:	5794	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	509912	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3892
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	6303

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!