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  • Anon’s Block Party: Minecraft Madness!

    Anon’s Block Party: Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4792
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26

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    Because our Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Seriously, where else can you find a server where the creepers do the Macarena and the pigs wear top hats? Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to the land of endless possibilities. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best moves. So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pickaxe enchanted).

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  • Crafty Souls – ‘/vn/’ Edition

    Crafty Souls – ‘/vn/’ Edition
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 998
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Star Shards Collected: 193

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn Japanese visual novels into a whole new level of adventure! Join us for some lolzy fun as we navigate through the world of English-translated visual novels.

    Are you tired of boring old E-celeb drama? Well, look no further because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between the waifus and husbandos in the visual novels we explore.

    Need help with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Just follow our insane steps like being in Japanese locale and copying error messages into DeepL. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? We’ve got you covered with our extensive library of VNs. From romance to horror, we’ve got it all. And if you can’t find what you’re looking for, just Google it like a pro!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few creeper explosions along the way. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anglin’s Absent Adventures Minecraft Server

    Anglin’s Absent Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 5558
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 8692 Players Killed by Monsters: 6226
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 New Chunks Explored: 427048
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

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    Are you tired of waiting for Andrew Anglin to make a comeback? Well, worry no more because he’s actually been busy playing on our Minecraft server! That’s right, he’s been building a secret underground bunker to hide from all the haters. Join our server and you might just stumble upon his secret lair filled with memes and rare Pepe statues. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the infamous Andrew Anglin and take over the virtual world together!

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  • Tabby’s Tilted Tower of LOLs

    Tabby’s Tilted Tower of LOLs
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6341
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

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    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our vertical tabs are bloat – yeah, you heard that right! We’ve got tabs that are so vertical, they make the Eiffel Tower look horizontal. And don’t even get us started on our insane stories – rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

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  • Altimeria: Where even the monsters are cashing in on daily quests and custom features! Join now!

    Altimeria: Where even the monsters are cashing in on daily quests and custom features! Join now!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3869
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

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    Overview of Altimeria Minecraft Server

    Server Type Public SMP
    Status Beta
    Features Custom items, mobs, crates, lootboxes, customized world generation, daily quests
    IP Address mc.altimeria.net

    FAQ – Altimeria Minecraft Server

    Question Answer
    What is Altimeria? Altimeria is a public SMP currently in beta, focusing on dark fantasy lore with custom content like items, mobs, and more.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the IP address: mc.altimeria.net
    What are the main features of the server? Main features include custom content, daily quests, server voting for perks, and more.

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  • MineHonkai: StarRail LOLZ

    MineHonkai: StarRail LOLZ
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1817
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! Our server is full of unexpected surprises at every turn.

    Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Sure, go for it! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the “Before The Next Song Begins” where you can win epic loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just remember to watch out for that llama with the top hat, he’s a real prankster.

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  • MediaMinecraftMadness – Where even the bots have good taste!

    MediaMinecraftMadness – Where even the bots have good taste!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8929
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned potatoes? Well, buckle up buttercup, because you’re about to embark on the wildest ride of your pixelated life! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a rainbow, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a box of frogs on caffeine. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant spatulas and rubber chickens, and the winner gets a crown made out of diamond-encrusted cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, guarded by ninja chickens and lava-spewing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness, rumored to grant wishes and make your character do the Macarena on command!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Muahahaha!

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  • SangriaCraft: Where the Only W(h)ine Allowed is in the Glass, Not the Chat! 18+ Semi-Vanilla Fun

    SangriaCraft: Where the Only W(h)ine Allowed is in the Glass, Not the Chat! 18+ Semi-Vanilla Fun
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 8339
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

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    Server Name SangriaCraft
    Version 1.20.5 (update pending)
    Whitelist Yes
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    Overview:

    At SangriaCraft, we provide a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft. We have implemented a whitelist system to ensure a peaceful community free from hackers and griefers.

    FAQ:

    ➼ Who can join SangriaCraft?

    We only allow players with good intentions to join our server. You can apply for whitelist by filling out an application on our Discord server.

    ➼ What events are available on SangriaCraft?

    We offer various community events such as The Diamond Treasure Expedition and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza. Check our Discord for upcoming events.

    ➼ How can I apply for whitelist?

    To apply for whitelist, visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #Applications channel.

    ➼ Can I see the server map?

    You can view the server map here.

    ➼ What are the recent poll changes?

    We have enabled auto crafters and added new tuff and copper blocks for members to use in their builds.

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  • Teacher’s Desk Doodles Minecraft Server

    Teacher’s Desk Doodles Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1681
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Votes: 4612 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dissecting a pop star? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore a world where gravity weapons are a thing, high powered magnets are used for villainous deeds, and sketching pretty Jewish women in secret is just the beginning of the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server? Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

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  • Pixelated Pigs & Pancakes – Server #67

    Pixelated Pigs & Pancakes – Server #67
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5891
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take AI perfection to a whole new level! Join us for some fapping-focused fun as we delve into the world of AIslop. Whether you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist, this server is the place for you.

    Our previous thread may have been infiltrated by a spammer who flooded it with gay porn and scat, but fear not, for we have cleansed the server and are ready for a fresh start. Join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories as we explore the world of AI in ways you never thought possible.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fapping-focused fun begin! Just remember, no limits past site rules – we’re here to have a good time, not get banned. See you in the virtual world!

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