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FamBamNoDramaCraft

allergic to cats, C-section recovery, car trouble, Communication Issues, difficult child, dog behavior, event attendance, FamBamNoDramaCraft, family arguments, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, fractured pelvis, infant dischezia, nap schedules, newborn challenges, personal health, sleep deprivation, teething baby, visitation frequency

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Votes:	3919	Void Armor Forged:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with fractured pelvises, exploding soy sauce bottles, and dogs with attitude problems.

Forget about your real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword.

Don’t let nap schedules or allergic reactions hold you back from joining our server – we welcome all players, no matter how many screaming newborns or diabetic cats you may have at home.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the stress of everyday life on our Minecraft server. Who needs family get-togethers when you can have block-building adventures with us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Electricity Wars: Slovak vs Ukraine

cross-border energy, Cut, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, electricity, electricity supplies, ends, energy crisis, energy negotiations, energy security, energy supply chain, european union, gas dependency, geopolitical conflict, international politics, political tension, power outage, Russian gas transit, Slovak, Slovakia, threatens, Ukraine, Wars

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, slovakia is like, threatening to cut off electricity if ukraine stops russian gas transit. like, can u even imagine the chaos that would cause? but like, on this server, u can build ur own power plants and control the energy supply. u could be the next energy tycoon, ruling over all the other players with ur electric power. join now and show slovakia who’s boss!

Dogecraft

Community, Cosmetics, custom crafting, Custom Items, dogecraft, Dungeons, Economy, Events, extreme fishing, Furniture, hard difficulty, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, player duels, Player Shops, Residences, shopping, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Dogecraft Server Overview

Website	https://dogecraft.net/?source=gg
IP	gg.dogecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/qGPYcVT
Rules	https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=gg

About Dogecraft

Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what they wish to do with their lives and therefore make their lives easier.

We offer:

Jobs
Friendly Staff
Ranks
Player Shops
Custom Items
Custom Crafting
Extreme Fishing
Events
PvE/Player Duels
Residences and a towny like experience
Land-Claim
Furniture
No P2W
Cosmetics
Hard difficulty Survival
Dungeons
“Towny”

Thank you for playing and being a part of Dogecraft and welcome to the community!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address “gg.dogecraft.net” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, please refer to our rules page here for the list of rules.

3. Can I create my own shops on the server?

Yes, you can create your own player shops on the server.

Abyssal Forge 1.20.2

1.20.2, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Forge, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, information resources, killzone collab, Liberation, Magicka, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, Setting, Shooter, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Urban Legends

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	194276	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic squid-killing adventures you’ll ever experience! Forget about democracy, we’re all about squid-ocracy here. Dive into the madness of HELLDIVERS 2 and fight against alien insects and robots while spreading chaos and confusion. Liberating planets? More like liberating your mind from the constraints of reality. Don’t be a top-down shooter, be a bottom-up squid killer! Check out our information resources that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Major news updates will have you on the edge of your seat, wondering what crazy collabs and patches are coming next. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and embrace the chaos!

BlockyBday22

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only those who turn 22 are granted access to their llama-filled kingdom. Legend has it that if you can tame the rare Rainbow Llama, you will be granted three wishes in real life.

But beware, there are also evil chickens roaming the land who will challenge you to epic dance battles for control of the server. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with some feathery foes!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the llamas and out-dance the chickens!

MineScape

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Custom, facebook, Friends, instagram, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, old school, Pets, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, socials, Store, titles, twitter, Wiki

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Server Name	MineScape
Server IP	minescape.me
Website	https://minescape.com
Wiki	https://minescape.wiki/
Store	https://store.minescape.com/
Discord	https://discord.gg/minescape
Facebook	https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram	https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter	https://twitter.com/playminescape

Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

FAQ

Q: How do I join MineScape?

A: To join MineScape, you can connect to the server using the IP: minescape.me

Q: Are there custom skills in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape features 22 custom skills such as Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.

Q: Can I solve clue scrolls in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape offers rewards for solving clue scrolls.

Q: Is there a store where I can purchase items in MineScape?

A: Yes, you can visit the MineScape store at: https://store.minescape.com/

Q: How can I get involved with the MineScape community?

A: You can join the MineScape Discord server at: https://discord.gg/minescape

Chao Garden Minecraft SMP

Backlash, Chao, chao garden, childhood memories, controversy, criticism, decision, fan reaction, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, garden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online discussion, Removal, sega, Sega controversy, sega games, smp, sonic games, sonic the hedgehog, video games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any missing Chao Gardens or shitty games like Sonic! Here are 5 reasons why you should join our server:

1. No missing Chao Gardens here! We’ve got all the cute little creatures you could ever want to raise and cherish in our virtual world. 2. Our games are top-notch and definitely not shitty. We guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring and building in our server. 3. Our community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel like you’re playing alone. Join us for some epic adventures and laughs. 4. We have regular events and challenges to keep things exciting and fresh. Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to come out on top. 5. Our server is constantly updated with new features and improvements, so you’ll never get bored of the same old thing. Come see what’s new and join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where Chao Gardens are always present and games are never shitty. You won’t regret it!

The Chosen One Minecraft SMP

America, Campaign, Candidate, CHANGE, Chosen, Democracy, election, Future, Government, Hope, leadership, Minecraft, Only HE, PENDERS FOR PRESIDENT 2028, Politics, presidential race, progress, save us all, smp, Support, united states, vision, Vote

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Welcome to PENDERS FOR PRESIDENT 2028 Minecraft server, where we promise a block-tastic experience like no other! Here are 5 reasons why you should join us:

1. Build your own campaign headquarters and rally supporters to become the ultimate candidate for President in 2028! 2. Explore our custom-built map filled with political landmarks and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered. 3. Engage in epic debates with other players on important issues like creeper rights and zombie healthcare. 4. Participate in exciting mini-games like “Election Day Ender Dragon Hunt” and “Redstone Relay Race”. 5. Make alliances with other players to form political parties and strategize your way to victory.

Join us on PENDERS FOR PRESIDENT 2028 Minecraft server and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Dreamscape Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bedtime routine, dreamscape, insomnia, Masturbation, nighttime routine, Realm, sleep aid, sleep challenges, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep issues, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep ritual, sleep solutions, sleep therapy, sleeping habits

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4803	Dragons Tamed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your nightly masturbation routine! Our server is so exciting and engaging, you won’t even think about touching yourself before bed. We guarantee that our virtual world will keep you entertained and distracted, so you can finally get a good night’s sleep without the need for self-love. Say no to insomnia and yes to our wacky Minecraft adventures!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

adult decision-making, adult life, adult mindset, adulthood milestones, adulthood realization, adulthood reflection, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting experiences, adulting journey, adulting lessons, adulting moments, AdultingInMinecraftSMP, Coming of Age, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Maturity, realization of adulthood, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self-sufficiency

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you question your adulthood status. Like, once you join, you’ll be hit with a wave of responsibility and maturity that will make you go “wait, am I actually an adult now?” But don’t worry, because on this server, we have a secret potion that will turn you back into a kid again. Yeah, that’s right, you can relive your childhood while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

And get this, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner child while also questioning your adulthood. It’s a wild ride, my dude.