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DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial attacks, Conflict, defense strategies, drone pilots, DroneCraft, eastern europe, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Yo, imagine this: Ukraine’s drone pilots are out here like straight up bosses, taking aim at Russia’s oil industry like it’s a game of Minecraft. But, like, for real, if you wanna be a part of this epic battle, join our server and show off your drone piloting skills. We got oil rigs to raid, enemies to defeat, and loot to collect. Plus, rumor has it that if you become the ultimate drone pilot, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ruler of the server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this virtual world!

RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2702	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	54
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!