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MomCantDriveMC

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7114
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crops Grown:	5056	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	1122	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6628	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Votes:	1805	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragons Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8380	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!