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GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5633
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

BlockyBrits, Covid-19, Do Not Travel, international travel, pandemic, Tables Turned, travel advisory, travel bans, Travel Bans UK, Travel Guidelines, travel news, travel regulations, travel restrictions, Travel Restrictions UK, travel safety, Travel Updates, uk, UK Travel Advisory, UK Travel Bans, UK Travel Restrictions, United Kingdom, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Divine Spears Created:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1119
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1923
Dragon Eggs Found:	5422	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	8733
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	136	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crops Grown:	9104

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	8086
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!