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The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

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DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

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CobraCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Cobra Kai season 6 being a total snoozefest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more action, drama, and plot twists than you can shake a diamond sword at.
Forget about boring old karate tournaments, on our server you’ll be battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building epic fortresses that would make even Miyagi proud. And don’t worry, Kreese is still the baddest villain around – but this time, he’s a creeper in disguise!

So grab a virtual drink, log on to our server, and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. Who needs Cobra Kai when you can join us for some seriously crazy Minecraft fun? Kick back, relax, and let the games begin!

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UghCraft – Humans Suck

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!
Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

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NukeCraftIranWeeks

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be makin’ nuclear bombs in weeks just like Iran! imagine the power u gonna have with that kind of firepower in the game. blow up ur enemies in style, fam. join now and be the ultimate bomb maker in the blocky world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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HeartburnCraft: Where Java 1.20.2 serves up hot economy and 15 online players, no resets or griefing allowed!

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HearthCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store
Server Start	October 2018
World Reset	Never reset. World dates back to July 2019.
Live Map	Check out the live map here

FAQ

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.

Q: Are there resource worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.

Q: Is there a marriage plugin on the server?

A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.

MadokaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is more engrossing than Madoka Magica on a rollercoaster ride with a unicorn! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle dragons with your pet llama sidekick, and even ride a rainbow to the land of unlimited diamonds! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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PixelAnime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a team of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding. You’ll never be bored here because we have a quest where you have to find a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but fluffy bunnies wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

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DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!
Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

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