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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5093 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?