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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7814 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 308 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9701 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.
