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Backwash Minecraft SMP Vodka Bottle

world hurts, drinking problems, bad taste, unpleasant experience, regret

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our resident creeper decided to start a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time our mod accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for backwash-flavored vodka.

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DoggyDutyGoneWrong

family, baby, Conflict, acknowledgment, mistreatment

Are you tired of dealing with drama and hostility in your everyday life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family feuds and misunderstandings. No more getting yelled at for leaving a safety harness on a puppy for a few extra minutes – here, the only thing you’ll be yelled at for is not building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano!

Join us and leave behind the stress and hormones of the real world. Build epic structures, go on quests with your friends, and never worry about being called lazy or unreliable again (unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, of course).

So come on over to our server and leave the negativity behind. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual adventures and fun? Plus, our in-game babies are way cuter than real babies – just saying!

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BlockyBlasts: BestGamesTop10

popular video games, Video Game (Industry), best video games, must play video games, video game development

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious quests, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at video games the same way again!

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BoomCraft: Mossad vs Hezbollah

MIDDLE EAST, international relations, secret missions, Terrorism, Conspiracy

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, like, one time, Mossad planted explosives in Hezbollah’s Taiwan-made devices, right? And, like, it was months in advance, man! Can you believe it? So, if you wanna be part of some crazy, explosive action, then come join us on this server! We got all the thrills and spills you could ever want, plus some wacky adventures that’ll blow your mind! So what are you waiting for, dude? Come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together!

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OniMc

Boxpvp, Feedback, game modes, Community, community-led content

What is OniMC? OniMC is more than just another Minecraft server, it’s the start of a dynamic gaming network. We’re launching with the BoxPvP game mode, but that’s only the beginning. Our vision is to create a diverse network of game modes, ensuring there’s something for everyone.

Why Play on OniMC? Early Access: Be among the first to experience OniMC by applying for early access. Help shape the server and contribute to its development before the official release. Community-Led Content: Your voice matters! We actively listen to feedback from our community to enhance and refine the server. Network Expansion: OniMC is designed to evolve. As our community grows, so will the server, with new game modes and exciting content constantly being added.

Join our community today and be part of the OniMC journey!

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Orphanage Escape Minecraft Server

orphanage, personal growth, new family, childhood trauma, hope for the future

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your abusive orphanage past and join a world of endless fun and adventure! Our server is run by a rich lady who will shower you with diamonds and gold as soon as you log in.

Not only will you have a new little sister to play with, but you’ll also have the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons in epic quests. Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and leave your old life behind – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

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Haitian BVLLS Shartcel Seethe Minecraft SMP

anger, Haiti, Minecraft, Stereotypes, Shartcel

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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WeddingBellsGoneWrong

Trust, WeddingBellsGoneWrong, wedding invitation, self-care, Honesty

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and pettiness of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.

Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.

So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!

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BouillonCraft Minecraft Server

Server, food assistance, climate change, international aid, Africa

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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HezbollahBeeperCraft

HezbollahBeeperCraft, Reports, SECURITY, Conflict, Surveillance

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can bee a part of an epic adventure? well, this server is the place to bee! we got more drama than a beehive, more action than a swarm of angry bees, and more fun than a bee party!

join us and u can be part of the epic tale of the hezbollah beeper operation. we got spies, secret codes, and beeping beepers galore. u’ll be on the edge of ur seat as u navigate through the treacherous world of espionage and intrigue.

plus, we got the best bee-themed builds u’ve ever seen. from giant beehives to buzzing bee farms, this server is a bee-lover’s dream come true. so come join us and bee a part of something truly buzz-worthy. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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