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CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, chill vibes, chilling, classic games, console gaming, emulator gaming, Gaming, gaming breakfast, gaming console, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming session, Minecraft, morning routine, Nostalgia, ps2 emulator, Relaxation, retro gaming, Server, video games, virtual console

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	100	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can chill with your cereal and play PS2 games on our exclusive emulator! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for high scores in classic PS2 games while enjoying a bowl of your favorite cereal. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears when you least expect it. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Minecraft SMP: The Crappy Manga Artists

Amateur, Anime, art, art game, artists, challenge, Community, Crappy, creative guessing, creativity, drawing, Fun, Guessing, guessing game, Interactive, Manga, manga art, manga challenge, manga drawing, manga guessing, manga title, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a poorly drawn manga, full of wacky characters and unpredictable storylines. Join us if you want to guess the title of our manga while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves mysterious messages in the chat. Can you decipher its cryptic clues and uncover the secrets of our world?

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that can only be wielded by the chosen one. Will you be the one to claim this powerful weapon and become the ultimate warrior?

4. Every full moon, the trees on our server come to life and start dancing. Join us for our monthly tree rave and boogie down with the enchanted foliage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

GrannyCraft Diabetic Drama

Allergies, birthday cake, Boundaries, buttercream frosting, college, Communication, dessert, diabetes, Diabetic, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, food preparation, generational differences, GrannyCraft, leaving family, peanut allergy, personal boundaries, rude behavior, sugar intake, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your rude, peanut-loving family members? Look no further! Join our server where there’s no powdered sugar drama, just epic adventures and blocky fun! Build your own birthday cake castle and invite only the coolest players to share a slice (we promise it won’t be too sugary). Plus, our server is 100% peanut-free, so you can game in peace without any allergic reactions. Say goodbye to toxic family members and hello to a new virtual family of fellow gamers. Join now and leave the powdered sugar drama behind!

Funeral Beach Party!

Beach, beach gear, beach nearby, Beach Trip, beach vacation, destination funeral, family funeral, Funeral, funeral destination, funeral etiquette, funeral planning, funeral travel, funeral trip, GRIEVING, mourning, mourning vacation, Party, respectful travel, respectful vacation, travel, vacation etiquette

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as lifeless as a funeral? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beach vacation destination! Picture this: you’re mourning the loss of your beloved pet parrot, but wait – there’s a beautiful sandy beach just a stone’s throw away! Why not grab your beach gear and make a day of it? Who says you can’t grieve and catch some rays at the same time? Join our server for a funeral-turned-beach-party experience like no other!

ElMayoCraft

arrest, Arrest warrant, crime, criminal, criminal charges, criminal investigation, drug cartel, drug lord, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, illegal activities, law enforcement, Mexican, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, Reuters, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

3am, 3AMCraft, bird, circadian rhythm, Early, early bird, early bird characteristics, early riser, glass half empty, glass half full, late riser, morning lark, morning person, morning person vs night person, morning routine, night, night owl, night owl tendencies, night owl traits, night person, night routine, OWL, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep preferences

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Void Gems Collected:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

AMERICANS, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, gun ownership analysis, gun ownership data, gun ownership findings, gun ownership report, gun ownership research, gun ownership statistics, gun ownership study, gun ownership survey, gun ownership trends, GunCraft2023, national survey, ownership, Protection, second amendment, self defense, statistics, survey

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6701	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3751
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

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BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	4820	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Server, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, WTF

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.