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UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	4901
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

MommyMinecraftMashup

Boundaries, child’s autonomy, child’s feelings, Communication, court battles., custody issues, Decision making, Divorce, emotional well being, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, legal issues, MommyMinecraftMashup, parenting, Parenting styles, personal belongings, Respect, sharing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up! So, this Minecraft server is like a family, but not the kind that shares everything without asking. We’re all about personal boundaries and respecting each other’s stuff, unlike some crazy exes out there.

Join us if you’re tired of your ex’s family borrowing your diamonds without permission and then shrugging it off like it’s no big deal because “we’re family.” 🙄 We get it, fam, but there are just some things you don’t touch, like someone else’s enchanted sword or shiny armor.

And get this, on our server, we don’t let random cousins wreck your builds and steal your loot just because they think you have a “rich daddy.” Nope, we believe in fairness and letting you enjoy your hard-earned treasures in peace. Plus, no forced babysitting duties here, unless you count watching over your pet wolves while you’re mining for diamonds. 🐺💎

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where personal boundaries are respected, and you won’t get accused of brainwashing anyone for wanting to protect your stuff, then join us! We’re all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations without the drama. 🌟✨ #NotTheAita #MinecraftFamGoals

CraftingLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

RocketRush Minecraft Server

civilian protection, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, gaza, Hamas, hezbollah, iran, Iron Dome, Israel, Israelis, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, multi-proxy attack, rocket attack, RocketRush, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? We got more explosions than Israelis bracing for a thousand-rocket, multi-proxy attack! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as creepers, zombies, and skeletons team up to take down the ultimate boss – the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself built a secret diamond castle hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying and villagers doing the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, baby!

FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

controversy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, envoy, flag ceremony, FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy, Hamas, Haniyeh, Honor, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lowers flag, MIDDLE EAST, outcry, Palestinian, Politics, protest, summoned, Turkish embassy, Turkish government

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Votes:	8068
Star Shards Collected:	95	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Votes:	9286	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Votes:	9712
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4700	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.