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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9100 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4939 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
