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| Version | 1.21, Available on Java & Bedrock |
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| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
| Discord | Join our Discord community |
To join our server, simply use the IP “play.stormylagoon.com” for Java players or “play.stormylagoon.com:25566” for Bedrock players.
Yes, we have an organized Discord community where you can find guidance on all server features. Join us at https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm.
No, we do not support pay-to-win gameplay. All ranks can be obtained through voting.
Yes, we support crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.
Explore the countless features offered by Stormy Lagoon by joining our server and embarking on an unforgettable adventure today!
Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical land filled with towering mountains and shimmering oceans. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave that leads you to a secret underground city filled with treasure and danger. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with special emotes that will help you navigate through these treacherous terrains with style.
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But wait, there’s more! Redeem our exclusive codes to unlock special gifts and power-ups that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. And don’t forget to add your friends to our /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun and chaos.
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